Ft. Meade Folksy Ferrets
Daniel Nakasone
“The Folksy Ferrets have built one of the league's most baffling résumés — second all-time in wins, bottom five in scoring, and somehow still a three-time playoff team. Daniel has essentially turned low-scoring efficiency into an art form, squeezing a 47-37 record out of an offense that rarely overwhelms anyone. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. has been the cornerstone since day one, logging nearly 2,000 fantasy points, which raises the obvious question: where are the rest of them? The 15-7 breakout in 2025 suggests the Ferrets may finally be developing a pulse on offense — either that, or they have simply gotten very good at winning ugly.”
All-Time Record
47W - 37L
Championships
0
Playoff Appearances
3
Saccko Finishes
0
Avg Finish
4.5
Strengths
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is the gold standard for first base production — consistent 30+ homer power, elite batting average, and the durability that makes him a set-it-and-forget-it anchor. The Folksy Ferrets' 47-37 record and three playoff appearances reflect the one of the highest floors for the league: this isn't a team propped up by one star, it's a roster where Daniel has built real value from top to bottom. The 15-7 season in 2025 suggests the pitching staff in particular may have finally rounded into form, with multiple reliable starters rather than just one.
Weaknesses
Three playoff appearances without a championship mirrors the Emus' frustration, and the likely explanation is similar: the regular season roster is well-built for consistency but may lack the explosive ceiling needed to dominate a playoff bracket. Vladdy Jr., for all his reliability, isn't a player who regularly posts the monster weeks that can single-handedly carry a team through tough playoff matchups. The Ferrets may also be undermined by an overly aggressive waiver approach — the volume of adds and drops that fuels their in-season adaptability can backfire in the playoffs, where roster churn introduces volatility at precisely the moment that stability and peak performance matter most.
Top Players All-Time
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
1B
Kyle Tucker
UTIL
Jose Altuve
2B
Adley Rutschman
C
Jeremy Pena
SS
2025 Roster
Butler436
3.Varland225
4.Kittredge202
5.Lopez187
2.Boyd460
3.Kelly443
4.Castillo413
5.Chapman384
6.Suarez359Season History
GallenCastillo
CastellanosTuckerGuerrero Jr.RutschmanTuckerGuerrero Jr.AltuveGallenGuerrero Jr.TuckerAltuve
Bichette
FranceHead-to-Head Records
| Opponent | W | L | T | Record |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Manhattan Mega Rats | 8 | 2 | 1 | Leads |
| North Georgia Fuzzy Bottoms | 5 | 3 | 0 | Leads |
| Ghent Whistlepigs | 7 | 5 | 0 | Leads |
| West Virginia Pepperoni Rolls | 5 | 4 | 0 | Leads |
| Syracuse Sky Chiefs | 5 | 4 | 0 | Leads |
| Sugar Land Space Cowboys | 5 | 5 | 0 | Even |
| Portland Chinook | 5 | 5 | 0 | Even |
| Bristol Banshees | 2 | 2 | 0 | Even |
| Delmarva Emus | 1 | 11 | 0 | Trails |