North Georgia Fuzzy Bottoms
Dugan Walker
“The Fuzzy Bottoms own the league's worst all-time record at 34-51, and the losses have piled up despite boasting two of the most exciting players in the league. The talent has always been undeniable — but talent alone hasn't been enough. In 2026, something is quietly different: Dugan has built a pitching staff that looks like the best in the CBA, and the team sits at 2-2 with a roster that, for the first time, doesn't live and die by its superstars.”
All-Time Record
47W - 59L
Championships
0
Playoff Appearances
0
Saccko Finishes
1
Avg Finish
6.6
Strengths
The pitching staff is the story of this team in 2026. Gavin Williams, Chris Sale, Landen Roupp, Jacob deGrom, and Shota Imanaga is a starting five that belongs in any conversation about the best rotation in the league. Five legitimate arms is an almost unheard-of luxury in keeper ball, and it gives Dugan a margin for error that this franchise has never had before. Alec Burleson has also emerged as a breakout bat, leading the team in points in the early going — proof that the supporting cast has finally arrived.
Weaknesses
Mookie Betts has barely played, logging just 31.5 points through the first five weeks — a combination of injury and early-season struggles that leaves the lineup thinner than it should be. The Fuzzy Bottoms' all-time record (34-51) is a reminder that this franchise has seen this movie before: great players, promising start, something goes sideways. The hitting depth outside of Witt and Burleson is still questionable, and if any two of those five starters hit the IL, the pitching advantage evaporates fast.
Minor League Affiliate
Dahlonega, Georgia · Established 2025
Dahlonega Gold Diggers
#StrikeGold
“The North Georgia Fuzzy Bottoms Organization is proud to announce the Establishment of their first Minor League Organization, the Dahlonega Gold Diggers!”
2026 Keepers
Strategic Overview
The Fuzzy Bottoms enter 2026 banking on their elite offensive core. Bobby Witt Jr. and Mookie Betts anchor the lineup as two of the most complete fantasy contributors in the league — both capable of 40+ points in any given week. The keeper strategy leans into high-ceiling bats while managing pitching depth, a calculated bet that the offense can outscore any rotation weakness.
Protected Prospect
2026 Protection Draft · Rights reserved for the season
Max Clark
OF · DET · Age 21
✓ Called up July 31, 2026 — now on the active roster
Top Players All-Time
UTIL
3B
3B
2B
UTIL
C
2026 Keepers
SSRd 5
SSRd 1
3BRd 4
1BRd 7
CRd 6
SPRd 14
Season History
Witt Jr.MachadoBettsRutschmanNaylordeGromWitt Jr.AlbiesBettsMachadoContrerasJosh Naylor
#2 in Rd 2 (avg 439 pts)
635 pts
+196 vs avg
Cody Bellinger
#1 in Rd 4 (avg 388 pts)
638 pts
+250 vs avg
Byron Buxton
#1 in Rd 20 (avg 312 pts)
546 pts
+234 vs avg
Taylor Ward
#2 in Rd 13 (avg 287 pts)
511 pts
+224 vs avg
Bryan Woo
#2 in Rd 19 (avg 291 pts)
550 pts
+259 vs avg
StriderAlbiesBettsWitt Jr.
GarciaWilliam Contreras
#1 in Rd 3 (avg 359 pts)
592 pts
+233 vs avg
Kyle Schwarber
#3 in Rd 2 (avg 439 pts)
563 pts
+124 vs avg
Strider
Harris IIBettsMachadoAlbiesBobby Witt Jr.
#2 in Rd 1 (avg 447 pts)
685 pts
+238 vs avg
Randy Arozarena
#3 in Rd 4 (avg 388 pts)
537 pts
+149 vs avg
Lane Thomas
#1 in Rd 19 (avg 291 pts)
576 pts
+285 vs avg
Manager History
Franchise Records
Unique Players
220
Over 5 seasons
Total Transactions
272
Player-season appearances
Best Draft Pick
Mookie Betts
UTIL · Drafted 2022
2,912
career pts
Best Pickup
Josh Naylor
UTIL · Added 2022
1,501
career pts
Best Trade
Kyle Schwarber
UTIL · 2024 · from Delmarva Shureburds
563
pts
Championships
None yet
0
Best Season
13–8
2026 · #4 finish
9180 pts scored
Worst Season
5–17
2024 · #9 finish
8357 pts scored
Trade Log
Pick Value Reference (CBA avg pts, 2023–2025)
North Georgia Fuzzy Bottoms received
Jacob DeGrom
Sugar Land Space Cowboys received
Tomoyuki Sugano"2025 Trade being entered retro-actively"
North Georgia Fuzzy Bottoms received
Jose Soriano
Syracuse Sky Chiefs received
Bryan Woo"This was a trade from last season. I am sending for Commissioner Ian's sake."
Head-to-Head Records
| Opponent | W | L | T | Record |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| West Virginia Pepperoni Rolls | 7 | 4 | 0 | Leads |
| Ft. Meade Folksy Ferrets | 7 | 5 | 0 | Leads |
| Manhattan Mega Rats | 8 | 6 | 0 | Leads |
| Warren Whistlepigs | 7 | 7 | 0 | Even |
| Syracuse Sky Chiefs | 4 | 6 | 0 | Trails |
| Sugar Land Space Cowboys | 4 | 7 | 0 | Trails |
| Delmarva Shureburds | 5 | 10 | 1 | Trails |
| Bristol Banshees | 2 | 5 | 0 | Trails |
| Portland Chinook | 2 | 9 | 0 | Trails |
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This was a trade from last season. I am sending for Commissioner Ian's sake.